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3 days ago I served a man who’s total was $6.45.
I watched him pull out a HUGE wad of cash, flip through it past 2 $10 bills, 2 $20 bills & a few singles, before handing me a $50!!!
I couldn’t stop the judmental look of scorn I got on my face as I told him I wouldn’t accept anything larger than a $20.
Then the impudent asshat had the fucking nerve to give me a $20!
Bitch I SAW you flip past some $10’s!

I HATE assholes who do that!

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