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angrycashierchick:

fmlsandwichartist-stories:

3 days ago I served a man who’s total was $6.45.
I watched him pull out a HUGE wad of cash, flip through it past 2 $10 bills, 2 $20 bills & a few singles, before handing me a $50!!!
I couldn’t stop the judmental look of scorn I got on my face as I told him I wouldn’t accept anything larger than a $20.
Then the impudent asshat had the fucking nerve to give me a $20!
Bitch I SAW you flip past some $10’s!

I HATE assholes who do that!

Dark chocolate is a million times better than milk chocolate.

sixpenceee:

Underside of old frying pans by Christopher Jonassen

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Orange is the New Black cast for EW

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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Eating cherries and scrolling through tumblr is a bad idea because if I see something that makes me laugh, I’m probably gonna die choking on a pit.